Does anybody else find it a little bit strange that Alan Sugar’s previous Apprentices (you know, the ones who won the show in the previous years) seem to not be his apprentice any more?
How come dear old Alan is looking for a new one every year? Maybe he has a strange habitual urge to garotte each one of his apprentices, because I know I do after looking at the line-up this year.
Seriously, these people are some of the most genuinely dislikeable humans you’re ever likely to have the displeasure to watch on television, and that’s saying something when our country is also privy to other televisual chestnuts such as Big Brother and Jordan and Peter.
Leading the pack of utter knobs was this guy, but thankfully he got booted out last week, presumably due to looking like a ten year old boy with severe mental health problems.
He lists his jobs as Barrister, Artist and Property Developer, choosing to call himself an artist because he’s a dab hand at putting ridiculous amounts of eye-liner on and his amazing ability to transform himself in to an 80s pop star with the flick of a mascara bottle.
Finally, he claims this:
“My father fought the hurdles of his working class upbringing to provide me with privileged education and luxury.”
So he had a good upbringing, then completely spoiled it by renaming himself Nicholas de Lacy-Brown, because he claimed it “sounded more sophisticated.
Nicholas de Lacy-Brown, I hereby re-name you Utter Pillock.
